The Funniest Roadworker Puns To Share While At Work

Looking for Some Humor While Fixing The Road? We’ve Got You!

Roadworkers are a vital part of our society. If you’re one, or you know one, why not share these puns to add some lighthearted laughter to the serious business of repairing roads? Also, never forget that anyone working next to a road should wear a safety reflective vest to keep them safe from vehicles. But for now, let’s get punny…

1: Something To Poke Fun at Signs

Question: Ever seen those ‘End Road Work. Thank You.’ signs?

Answer: For years, I thought they were put up by polite anarchist protestors.

2: A Bar Walks onto A Construction Site…

No. This joke goes…

Ever hear about the construction worker who took up a job in a bar rather than doing roadwork?

He’s a tar-tender now.

3: Punny: My boss left work and said he was going to ‘hit the road’. I said, ‘don’t hurt your hand’!

All jokes aside, we at Kolossus take workwear seriously. Very seriously. One of the most important pieces of gear a roadworker can wear is a reflective vest. The neon colors and reflective strips have been scientifically proven to catch motorists’ eyes and make them more cautious.

Especially when working early in the morning or after dark, roadworkers need motorists to be aware that they’re there. That’s why our reflective gear comes in multiple options! We’ve got everything from a comfortable long-sleeved top, to a vest with handy pockets for cell phones, notebooks, and even a sneaky sandwich – all at affordable prices.